NukeThePope's Virtual Love Life
Who says that atheism doesn't woo the chicks?
NOTE to those who appear here: This page is meant purely for fun. If you don't want to be on this page, note that the text comes from a public post of yours; but of course I respect your wishes and will either anonymize or remove your text, as you wish.
(anonymous): Plus, I would really like to fuck you. :)
adamdavid85: I think I love you.
Antares42: I love you, NTP.
AwesomeFama: I think I might love you, no homo.
badbadsnipey: I think I love you...
bandpitdeviant: Oh man, I love you. That had me laughing so hard it woke my girlfriend
BomanTheBear: I think this is the part where I say I love you in order to get onto yet another list on the internet.
Bounds: I love you as a fellow child of God, but I don't love much of what you have to say.
BigLuckyDavy: Pope, I love you...I'm willing to have surgery so I can have your babies!
brillient89: I think I'm in love with you. That. is. awesome.
Captain_Scienceman: I love you.
chronoslynx: NukeThePope I think I love you for this
Chunkeeboi: And I love you for it, even if no one else does...
corinroyal: Dear NukeThePope: Please accept my undying love as a token of appreciation for your unrelenting awesomeness.
cracksandwich: Fuck yeah! I think I love you.
dementedsnake: I love you sometimes.
DorkusPrime: I love you. For every one of these that you post, my love for you will grow.
drunkfish: If i havent said i love you....I just did now.
Edor: I love you.
eleonhardt: by the way I love you
emanon085: I think i love you.
Eryemil: I, too, love you NukeThePope. If you are ever in the mood for free oral sex...
euthyphro: oh, nuke. i love you.
GenJonesMom: That seals it, NTP, I will indeed be one of your concubines in Greenland. Turn the fire up under the hot-tub, I'm comin' in!
BTW, sounds like you're going to need some Viagra. ;)
Grapedinthe_mouth: I am a straight man, and yet the love I feel for you burns within me like the fires of a thousand torched spiders.
h3p: I love you
HelenAHandbasket: I love you so much.
InMemory7: NukeThePope, if I didn't hate romantic relationships, I would marry you. If rejected, I would beg to caress your cerebrum once a day so that the beauty of your logic would rub off on me.
jam_spoons: How do I love thee? Let me count the ways. Currently there are 101,943 of them.
Jasperodus: ... I propose marriage, regardless of gender.
jcf005: If I was a girl I might try to sleep with you.
Kerio: NukeThePope, I want your babies! ...to eat!
leprechaun3000: Let's elope and start our own country together.
I'm naturally blonde and female (and bisexual, can't have no homophobes in my country). I think we should take Greenland. Why? More like, why not?
* mikalaranda:* I love you with the heat of ~ 1/1,000 suns. That's pretty hot, from what I hear.
ModRod: Aw, shit. After these two posts I love you!
mythstified: PS: I f'n love you!
NoCowLevel: I love you so dearly, NukeThePope.
noteveni: I love you. T_T
noxumida: Dude, sometimes I just love you (in the non-gay way).
partofaplan2: lol. I love you, man!
Pcube: luv u.
Pwner_II: If I weren't married, I'd be highly tempted to go gay and stalk you in manners so creepy even Internet people would be appalled.
QuestionEveryPost: I love you
Redditheist: I'm a girl and it's a small town so haven't found many who go that way BUT I have had some fun with a couple of guy nurses and there is this one girl...
Oh, I will if I get the opportunity and you, of course, are invited as I am one of your stalk...uh, I mean, fans.
... not creepy at all...I am PROUD to be a notch on your bedpost!
sli: NTP, I love you. Which is why...
spacepirate001: I love you man.
StridentLobster: I love you, Nuke.
Subtly_Blatant: I love you
Sunwalker: I love you.
superdillin: Fuck. I have a cyber crush on NukeThePope. I want to form an unholy union with him via the interblag.
SuperSly: I think I love you...thanks for saying what I'm thinking.
teamablam: You know, NukeThePope, I think I love you.
TheNoodlyMessiah: NTP This is why i love you
theoncomingstorm: Fuck me, that's a hell of a post Pope. Informative,...
UncleRoger: I think I love you.
VLDT: I love you.
vomitself: without any guilt, I'd jerk you any time NTP, my fave redditor ;)
White_kimbo: @nuke the pope. if you ever want a blowjob, beer, or someone to hide the body, message me.
_Too_Far_: I want to have your babies.